So I'm a few days late to the party, but hopefully my little present can still be accepted: Sorry Ass, a tiny remake of DONKEY.BAS designed to fit into a standard floppy disk's 512-byte boot sector. The only requirements are 8088+, CGA+, a keyboard and a disk drive, so this should run on most x86-based PCs all the way back to the original IBM 5150. For an appropriately eardrum-raping approximation of the jackass greeting your bumper, the PC speaker is also supported.
Assembly source is included, plus a 442-byte .COM version for use under DOS. The 360KB disk image is bootable and can be written directly to a floppy, or started from DOSBox ("boot SorryAss.ima"), PCEm, and so on; if you're so inclined you can pad it with zero bytes to your favorite standard disk size.
- Download (7 KB .zip)
- Pouet prod page